Disclaimer: All the intelligent, insightful and creative posts are not mine. The idiotic ones, on the other hand, very much come from my warped head. So to those I steal from (which would be everyone and something i do everyday), please don’t sue the fuck out of me.Tumblr (3.0; @squeakerton)http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49ha2ZXob1qarqrxo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24341464126http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24341464126Sun, 03 Jun 2012 13:34:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4q3t62fWv1rpol3zo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24341398774http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24341398774Sun, 03 Jun 2012 13:33:15 -0400(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)<br /> <br /> Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”<br /> <br /> (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)<br /> <br /> Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”<br /> <br /> Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”<br /> <br /> Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”<br /> <br /> Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”<br /> <br /> (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)<br /> <br /> Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”<br /> http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24340562966http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24340562966Sun, 03 Jun 2012 13:20:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4wfoaITBk1r7tfymo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24337585100http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24337585100Sun, 03 Jun 2012 12:33:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4yg46DamM1qa64bjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angusthemovie.tumblr.com/post/24318572130" target="_blank">angusthemovie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yupiyeyo.deviantart.com/art/Finn-and-Jake-presents-BATMAN-305323191?q=boost:popular%20max_age:24h%20batman&qo=2" target="_blank"><strong>Finn and Jake presents: BATMAN</strong> <em>by yupiyeyo</em></a></p> </blockquote> <p>batventure time.</p> <p>adventure knight.</p> <p>k.</p>http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24332730196http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24332730196Sun, 03 Jun 2012 11:08:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vy68TdHE1qcil2jo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vy68TdHE1qcil2jo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24329449584http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24329449584Sun, 03 Jun 2012 09:59:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x296OfsN1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/24170439259/advertising-done-right" target="_blank">9gag</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://9gag.com/gag/4341573" target="_blank">Advertising done right</a></p> </blockquote>http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24190118687http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24190118687Fri, 01 Jun 2012 07:32:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ugj0tvNR1qfju7wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24187594390http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24187594390Fri, 01 Jun 2012 05:39:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4wib559bq1qabj53o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://retrogasm.tumblr.com/post/24142386431/spiderman-really-let-himself-go" target="_blank">retrogasm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Spiderman really let himself go…</p> </blockquote>http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24187584546http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24187584546Fri, 01 Jun 2012 05:39:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4wiivERbm1qabj53o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://retrogasm.tumblr.com/post/24143282562/thesaurus" target="_blank">retrogasm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Thesaurus… </p> </blockquote>http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24187583402http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24187583402Fri, 01 Jun 2012 05:39:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvh04qynXs1r5dzczo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvh04qynXs1r5dzczo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://redcorpsebey.tumblr.com/post/13541970207/kermit-attacks-vincent-price" target="_blank">redcorpsebey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Kermit attacks Vincent Price.</p> </blockquote>http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24187508291http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24187508291Fri, 01 Jun 2012 05:35:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tosc1ouC1qbvaudo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tosc1ouC1qbvaudo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tosc1ouC1qbvaudo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tosc1ouC1qbvaudo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tosc1ouC1qbvaudo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tosc1ouC1qbvaudo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tosc1ouC1qbvaudo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tosc1ouC1qbvaudo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marielikestodraw.tumblr.com/post/24056185111/idris-elba-reveals-the-story-behind-the-name-of" target="_blank">marielikestodraw</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><small>Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [<a href="http://youtu.be/9gvD9w8mw7s" target="_blank">x</a>]</small></p> </blockquote> <p>Fuckin win.</p> </blockquote> <p>heimdall’s such a cool chap.</p>http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24150465498http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24150465498Thu, 31 May 2012 17:37:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0wgs01Svd1qazkdco1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0wgs01Svd1qazkdco2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyfunniest.com/post/24136464047" target="_blank">heyfunniest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="featured"><a href="http://goo.gl/PKFGn" target="_blank">Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard</a></p> </blockquote>http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24138610192http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24138610192Thu, 31 May 2012 14:19:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ljudVxHA1qef394o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24126036955http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24126036955Thu, 31 May 2012 08:41:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ukdxXZv91r1zn4oo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ukdxXZv91r1zn4oo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24123031767http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24123031767Thu, 31 May 2012 06:40:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rwvmWVfN1qa1iiqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24065213168http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24065213168Wed, 30 May 2012 11:29:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyze4sjrYX1r4gei2o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyze4sjrYX1r4gei2o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyze4sjrYX1r4gei2o3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyze4sjrYX1r4gei2o4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyze4sjrYX1r4gei2o5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyze4sjrYX1r4gei2o6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyze4sjrYX1r4gei2o7_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyze4sjrYX1r4gei2o8_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oneofthemartkids.tumblr.com/post/23783682236/arguingwiththermometers-servingcyan1de" target="_blank">oneofthemartkids</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arguingwiththermometers.tumblr.com/post/23733481024/servingcyan1de-burpywatermelons-since-when" target="_blank">arguingwiththermometers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://servingcyan1de.tumblr.com/post/23733422418/burpywatermelons-since-when-was-south-park-so" target="_blank">servingcyan1de</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://burpywatermelons.tumblr.com/post/23732924844" target="_blank">burpywatermelons</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>since when was south park so deep</p> </blockquote> <p>my life omg.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is my outlook on it. </p> </blockquote> <p>Butters<33333</p> </blockquote> <p>the kicker here is who butters is talking to.</p>http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24058705155http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24058705155Wed, 30 May 2012 07:50:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02l4oWFHw1qgtbpgo8_500.jpg"/><br/> Study of Perspective (Tiananmen Square)<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02l4oWFHw1qgtbpgo7_500.jpg"/><br/> Study of Perspective (Mona Lisa)<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02l4oWFHw1qgtbpgo4_500.jpg"/><br/> Study of Perspective (Eiffel Tower)<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02l4oWFHw1qgtbpgo5_500.jpg"/><br/> Study of Perspective (White House)<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02l4oWFHw1qgtbpgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> Study of Perspective (Berne)<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02l4oWFHw1qgtbpgo2_500.jpg"/><br/> Study of Perspective (Hong Kong)<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02l4oWFHw1qgtbpgo6_500.jpg"/><br/> Study of Perspective (San Marco)<br/><br/> <blockquote> <p><em>Study of Perspective </em>(1995-2003) is a series of photographs by Chinese artist Ai Weiwei. Each photograph shows the artist flipping his middle finger at many iconic landmarks and places across the world. His gesture confronts the viewers with a universal statement of political opposition.</p> </blockquote>http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24058637160http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24058637160Wed, 30 May 2012 07:47:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rghsRJmt1rptxqno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24058537456http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24058537456Wed, 30 May 2012 07:43:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1nyjkUuRz1qgzsa7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24058471566http://squeakerton.tumblr.com/post/24058471566Wed, 30 May 2012 07:40:29 -0400