June 2012
11 posts
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
May 2012
147 posts
“This is probably going to get quoted in every publication just because I said...”
– Robert Downey Jr. (via quote-book)
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
I bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
today is a historic day where nothing will change. only the faces will.
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as much as i love being a lardass, i have to stop being one. i can’t fit in my clothes anymore and for someone as lazy as me, i cant keep on going out of my way just to buy new ones.
i call this, the lazy lardass predicament.
